February 2012
“Con……………………………………vince…………me.”
– Severus Snape as President Snow (via finnicktional)
snoipahkat:
tyrawanks:
seriously what is the point of fonts like wingdings
who actually understands square airplane banana cross dash bicycle smiley face
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
sifuhotmen:
magic conch will i ever be a quality blog
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
you know who would have made a great American...
iheartrogues:
fwips:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
decorps:
when Christianity dies out and the bible begins to be studied as mythology hm that’ll be good
pantiesnpasta replied to your post: everyone is trying to make plans with me this…
HANG OUT WITH ME
I don’t know if you’re joking or if you really wanna hang out with me :S
everyone is trying to make plans with me this week
why did i suddenly become popular
how do i what
Watchgagafornicki-m:
mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
OMFG
